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What do you think the TF2 Classes studied in college (if they went to college at all?)

#  Mar 10, 2009 at 6:19 PM
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 Tanuki
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We already know the Engie has 11 hard science PhDs, so he's exempt.

I think the Sniper probably majored in interdisciplinary studies or environmental studies.
#  Mar 10, 2009 at 6:28 PM
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 Ninjarooster
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The Pyro studied quantum physics in another dimension.

The Soldier went to ROTC.

The Scout was in Track and Field.

The Medic went to.... Medical school.


#  Mar 11, 2009 at 5:22 AM
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 supermonkey
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The heavy went to advanced physics class. he flunked miserably. nobody in the room survived.

#  Mar 11, 2009 at 6:05 AM
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 N810
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The Pyro took Chemestry...
then he burnt down the school.
#  Mar 11, 2009 at 7:45 AM
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Scout was a towel boy, I mean, assistant manager, for the college baseball team. Then one day they were down a man, and sent him out to play. The instant he was given that bat, he just lost his head, or, everyone else lost THEIR heads.

Soldier went to a school in Russia and blew it up.

Pyro was a physics teacher who fell in love with a chemistry teacher, and then he went crazy after a freak napalm experiment.

Demoman never went to college, his parents died and he had no way of funding for college.

The Heavy went to a cooking class. How else do you think he makes such delicious sandviches? For goodness sake the sheer taste of them alone heals bullet wounds.

Engineer: covered

Sniper never went to college, he lived on the open road, but picked up things in his travels.

Medic was a mortitioner, and he quit because the bodies didn't squirm.

The Spy has gone to many schools impersonating a teacher, a student, a janitor, a chair, a pencil, and a projector that somehow worked.
#  Mar 11, 2009 at 3:46 PM
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 supermonkey
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/thread.
#  Mar 11, 2009 at 4:36 PM
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Scout - NCAA with an English Degree at a Boston college.
Soldier - ROTC at SUNY Maritime in New York. Or West Point.
Pyro - Studied visual arts (to do pyrotechnics of course)

Demoman - Chemistry Major, so he can make bombs.
Heavy - Got a GED in Russia and went into the military.
Engineer - Got a masters in Mechanical Engineering, what else?

Medic - Became a nurse, and was pissed, so he developed weapons using stuff at the hospital.
Sniper - He was like the Crocodile Hunter (Steve Irwin) but quit to kill people instead.
Spy - Went to high school and backstabbed the teacher with a pen for giving him a 20 on a quiz.
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